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Heather Osterman-Davis

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Heather Osterman-Davis

Heather Osterman-Davis currently exists in NYC. Some of her humor can be seen in Slackjaw; Points in Case and The Haven. For a taste of the more depressing stuff, head to Slate; The Washington Post; Time or Tin House. For something in between, check out the short film, “Tell-By Date.”