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Articles by
Henry Block
Henry Block is a comedy writer and performer based in New York and a contributor to The Onion and Reductress.
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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July 2, 2024This Bar’s Not Normally Like This
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February 22, 2024Do We Need to Take This Outside?
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October 30, 2023Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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September 8, 2022My Remote Job Gives Me the Freedom to Displace People All Over the World
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100 Percent Carbon-Free by the Year 3000
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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