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Articles by
Henry Block
Henry Block is a comedy writer and performer based in New York and a contributor to The Onion and Reductress.
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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July 2, 2024This Bar’s Not Normally Like This
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February 22, 2024Do We Need to Take This Outside?
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October 30, 2023Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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September 8, 2022My Remote Job Gives Me the Freedom to Displace People All Over the World
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100 Percent Carbon-Free by the Year 3000
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally