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Articles by
Henry Block
Henry Block is a comedy writer and performer based in New York and a contributor to The Onion and Reductress.
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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July 2, 2024This Bar’s Not Normally Like This
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February 22, 2024Do We Need to Take This Outside?
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October 30, 2023Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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September 8, 2022My Remote Job Gives Me the Freedom to Displace People All Over the World
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100 Percent Carbon-Free by the Year 3000
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu