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Articles by
Henry Block
Henry Block is a comedy writer and performer based in New York and a contributor to The Onion and Reductress.
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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July 2, 2024This Bar’s Not Normally Like This
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February 22, 2024Do We Need to Take This Outside?
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October 30, 2023Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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September 8, 2022My Remote Job Gives Me the Freedom to Displace People All Over the World
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100 Percent Carbon-Free by the Year 3000
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires