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June 15, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 10: The Summer We Talked About Spies
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June 4, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 9: Rolling Thunder
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May 4, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 8: Tourists in Our Midst
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February 12, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 7: From State of the Union Wednesday to Super Bowl Sunday
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January 8, 2010Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 6: What’s Fight Club Without the Fighting?
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November 16, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 5: Could DC Be a Cougar Town?
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September 28, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 4: Saturday Night with the Nationals
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July 15, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 3: Dupont Circle in the Real World
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June 2, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 2: After the Party
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