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Ian Carey
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December 5, 2013Things Not to Bring to a Gunfight
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November 9, 2012I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
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June 7, 2010Dan Savage’s Wild Kingdom
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September 24, 2009Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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October 11, 2007Horror Movies for Kids
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December 21, 2004Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined
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August 10, 2004Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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