A knife
A fork
A spork
A cease-and-desist order
“Guns” [pointing to biceps]
A gnu
The Magic Bullet™
Tim Gunn
Nick Cannon
The Dalai Lama
NERF anything
Charlton Heston’s cold, dead fingers
A +2 Dwarven Waraxe
AXE Body Spray
These cans! He hates these cans!
Gum