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Jack Schneider

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Jack Schneider is a professor of education and an occasionally funny person.

July 11, 2017

TMB4TM (Text Messages Before Text Messaging)

by Jack Schneider, Moses Rifkin, and William Williams
May 10, 2005

Song Titles, Before Editing for Language Efficiency and Clarity

by Jack Schneider, Moses Rifkin, and Paul Sacchetti
April 15, 2005

Sentences That, If Used by Judges in a Spelling Bee, Would Prove Totally Unhelpful to Contestants Attempting to Derive the Meaning of the Word

by Jack Schneider and Moses Rifkin

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