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Jacob Harper

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Jacob Harper

Jacob Harper is a writer, comedian, and journalist. He has written for VICE, Reductress, Fox Digital, and the Travel Channel. Most recently, he was a writer and producer on the science/comedy TV show The Quick and The Curious. He was born and raised in Missour-uh and currently lives in LA.