The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Jacob Rosenberg
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April 19, 2019God, Does the Land of Milk and Honey Also Have Oat Milk?
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February 8, 2019Dude, Remember the Time We Remembered College?
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June 22, 2018Sorry, But Your Loved One’s Murder Wasn’t Quite Interesting Enough to Be Solved By Our Podcast
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September 29, 2017Acknowledgements Page for My Awesome Reply to a Trump Tweet
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April 14, 2017The Modern Confessions of St. Augustine
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October 6, 2016A College Applicant’s Love Letter
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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November 20, 2015The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure
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September 11, 2015The Kid Who Talks Too Much Daydreams About the First Day of Class
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August 17, 2015We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner