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Jacob Rosenberg

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April 19, 2019

God, Does the Land of Milk and Honey Also Have Oat Milk?

by Jacob Rosenberg
February 8, 2019

Dude, Remember the Time We Remembered College?

by Jacob Rosenberg
June 22, 2018

Sorry, But Your Loved One’s Murder Wasn’t Quite Interesting Enough to Be Solved By Our Podcast

by Jacob Rosenberg
September 29, 2017

Acknowledgements Page for My Awesome Reply to a Trump Tweet

by Jacob Rosenberg
April 14, 2017

The Modern Confessions of St. Augustine

by Jacob Rosenberg
October 6, 2016

A College Applicant’s Love Letter

by Jacob Rosenberg
February 22, 2016

Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter

by Jacob Rosenberg
November 20, 2015

The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure

by Jacob Rosenberg
September 11, 2015

The Kid Who Talks Too Much Daydreams About the First Day of Class

by Jacob Rosenberg
August 17, 2015

We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong

by Jacob Rosenberg

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