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Articles by

Jake Swearingen

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October 28, 2016

The Adult Haunted House of Horrors

by Jake Swearingen and Edward Fairchild
May 22, 2013

Captive Audience SEO

by Edward Fairchild and Jake Swearingen
January 30, 2013

The #MostDangerousGame

by Jake Swearingen
December 23, 2010

My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History

by Jake Swearingen and Edward Fairchild
October 20, 2006

From The Grad Schoolyard: The Diarrhea Song

by Jake Swearingen, Edward Fairchild, and Sam King
March 8, 2001

How Important Moments In My Life Would Have Been Different If I Was Shot Twice In The Stomach At Close Range

by Jake Swearingen

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A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

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