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Articles by
Jake Swearingen
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October 28, 2016The Adult Haunted House of Horrors
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May 22, 2013Captive Audience SEO
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January 30, 2013The #MostDangerousGame
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December 23, 2010My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History
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October 20, 2006From The Grad Schoolyard: The Diarrhea Song
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March 8, 2001How Important Moments In My Life Would Have Been Different If I Was Shot Twice In The Stomach At Close Range