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James Folta
James Folta is a writer and editor based in Brooklyn. He co-created the parody projects The Neu Jorker and Paul Ryan magazine. More information on www.jamesfolta.com.
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May 21, 2024Upsetting Social Media Ads for Mobile Games
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August 9, 2022I’m Starting to Realize I’m Watching The Bear (1988) Not The Bear (2022)
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March 2, 2022An Excerpt from a Fantasy Novel Written By an Author Who Thinks He Made Up Doors
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June 18, 2020Celebrating the Hilarious Work of Brian Agler
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February 11, 2020The Diary of Asger, the First Barbarian to Wear Body Paint
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November 11, 2019Jokes That Everyone on the Mayflower Is Getting Sick Of
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June 20, 2019Fragments from Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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February 14, 2019New Love Languages
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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
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November 21, 2017This Thanksgiving We’re Pivoting to Video
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December 10, 2015Remove Your Cap and Bow Your Head, For It is I, Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
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June 9, 2015Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner