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Jane Garfinkel
Jane is a dog-walker/writer trying to become a writer/dog-walker. She runs the food blog No Meat Some Potatoes.
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November 27, 201813 YouTube Influencers You Should Know
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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November 7, 2017How Can They Sleep at Night? Vignettes From the Trump Era
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July 11, 2017Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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May 31, 2017The Perks of Working From Home
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April 18, 20177 Questions for the Man On the Metro Who Wants to See Me Smile
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March 9, 2017Why I Wait Until the Third Date to Have Sex and Also Take This Paper Bag Off My Head
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December 14, 2016My Husband Died and Now His Ghost Wants Anal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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