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Jason O. Gilbert
Jason O. Gilbert is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn.
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March 21, 2018We Must Reduce Government Spending On Everything Except Our Luxury Office Renovation
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December 13, 2017I’m Making a Few Changes to This Beloved Alt-Weekly
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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March 14, 2017Law & Order: Congressional Republicans Unit
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January 13, 2017A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites
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December 16, 2016Hello, Tokyo! We’re Cheap Trick, and We Are Your U.S. Ambassadors to Japan!
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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January 22, 2014President Obama Announces Changes to the NSA
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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