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Jeff Barnosky
Jeff Barnosky has written for Comedy Central Insider, The Morning News, Hobart and other publications. You can read more of his writing on Medium. He is working on a book about his love of The Replacements.
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June 21, 2019George Orwell’s Toy Story
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August 29, 2018Back to School Buying Guide: iPad vs. Chromebook vs. Unrelenting Despair
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July 20, 2018HGTV: Hemingway and Garden Television
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January 29, 2007Rough Drafts Of Jenna Bush’s Young Adult Novel
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August 15, 2006The Andover Grade Reports Of George W. Bush, Senior Year
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June 1, 2006Dateline: To Catch a Predator: Humbert Humbert
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January 19, 2006The Pretentious 17-Year-Old’s Guide To Dating
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November 14, 2005Wilford Brimley Asks for Splenda
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October 3, 2005The New Gallimard Translation of My 250-Word French Essay, Sophomore Year
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September 16, 2003Kafka at Camp: The Lost Diaries
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