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Articles by
Jeff Barnosky
Jeff Barnosky has written for Comedy Central Insider, The Morning News, Hobart and other publications. You can read more of his writing on Medium. He is working on a book about his love of The Replacements.
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June 21, 2019George Orwell’s Toy Story
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August 29, 2018Back to School Buying Guide: iPad vs. Chromebook vs. Unrelenting Despair
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July 20, 2018HGTV: Hemingway and Garden Television
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January 29, 2007Rough Drafts Of Jenna Bush’s Young Adult Novel
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August 15, 2006The Andover Grade Reports Of George W. Bush, Senior Year
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June 1, 2006Dateline: To Catch a Predator: Humbert Humbert
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January 19, 2006The Pretentious 17-Year-Old’s Guide To Dating
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November 14, 2005Wilford Brimley Asks for Splenda
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October 3, 2005The New Gallimard Translation of My 250-Word French Essay, Sophomore Year
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September 16, 2003Kafka at Camp: The Lost Diaries
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires