The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Jeff Drake
Jeff Drake is a Los Angeles-based TV writer, who has written for I’m Sorry on TruTV and Central Park on AppleTV+. He has four kids (all boys) and nearly as many pets. Honestly, it’s a lot.
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September 10, 2024But What If I Don’t Care for Hope and Joy?
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April 4, 2024Can I Interest You in a Brand-New Sparkling Water Brand?
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March 22, 2024The Wong-Baker Pain Rating Scale Adjusted for Ghostbusting
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November 9, 2023This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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April 7, 2023Congratulations on Catching the Real Easter Bunny
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November 8, 2017How to Make a Sandwich
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September 21, 2015Who’s a Good Boy!
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February 7, 2014The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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November 20, 2006Alternate Titles for O.J. Simpson’s New Book
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November 16, 2006Classic Titles We Tried to Turn Into Fake Titles for O.J.‘s New Book That Turned Out to Sound Too Much Like Real Titles for O.J.’s New Book
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February 24, 2006But I’d Really Have To Kill You
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May 10, 2005Dispatches From Couples Therapy
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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