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Articles by
Jennifer Byrne
Jennifer Byrne is a writer who lives in New Jersey. Her writing has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, The Cut, The Belladonna, and some other places.
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September 6, 2022We Never Wore Seat Belts When We Were Kids and We Survived—Except for Those of Us Who Can’t Contradict This Post Because They’re Dead
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December 23, 2015Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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August 21, 2008Cheaters: Emotional Infidelity Unit
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October 11, 2007Off Duty Situations In Which An Officer Of The Law Might Use His Fancy Police Report Jargon To Impress People
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February 22, 2007New Types of Whisperers Unlikely to Gain a Mainstream Following
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March 16, 2006The End Of My Marriage, Rendered In The Elegant Phraseology Of Celebrities
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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