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Jennifer Wyatt
Jennifer Wyatt is based out of a Chicago area winter coat that everyone is wearing this year.
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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April 5, 2018I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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November 21, 2017We’re Ending Fixer Upper So We Can Explore Our New Passion for 1970s European Brutalism
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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April 27, 2012Needed: Kick-Ass Summer Nanny
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April 9, 2012FDA-Approved Patient Information for Catrecil
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday