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Jennifer Wyatt
Jennifer Wyatt is based out of a Chicago area winter coat that everyone is wearing this year.
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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April 5, 2018I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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November 21, 2017We’re Ending Fixer Upper So We Can Explore Our New Passion for 1970s European Brutalism
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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April 27, 2012Needed: Kick-Ass Summer Nanny
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April 9, 2012FDA-Approved Patient Information for Catrecil
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally