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Articles by
Jenny Wise
Jenny is a writer and elevator music connoisseur living in Los Angeles. Check out more of her work with her writing partner, Sam Woods, at wiseandwoods.com.
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November 4, 2024Election Day 2024 Bingo
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May 3, 2024I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort
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July 21, 2023Ernest Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Oliphaunts”
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June 16, 2022James Joyce Writes Ad Copy for Big Brands
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June 10, 2022We, the Herbivores of Jurassic Park, Have Unionized. Here Are Our Demands
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October 14, 2020Internal Memo: First Female Leader Announced to Run My Life
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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