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Jenny Wise

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Jenny is a writer and elevator music connoisseur living in Los Angeles. Check out more of her work with her writing partner, Sam Woods, at wiseandwoods.com.

November 4, 2024

Election Day 2024 Bingo

by Jenny Wise, Sam Woods, and Walter Carson
May 3, 2024

I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort

by Jenny Wise and Sam Woods
July 21, 2023

Ernest Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Oliphaunts”

by Jenny Wise and Sam Woods
June 16, 2022

James Joyce Writes Ad Copy for Big Brands

by Jenny Wise and Sam Woods
June 10, 2022

We, the Herbivores of Jurassic Park, Have Unionized. Here Are Our Demands

by Jenny Wise and Sam Woods
October 14, 2020

Internal Memo: First Female Leader Announced to Run My Life

by Jenny Wise

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

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We Need to Save the Men

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A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

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