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Jim Stallard
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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July 12, 2016An Embezzler Hiding in a Monastery Tries to Hold it Together
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April 8, 2014The LinkedIn Endorsement Prompts Are Getting Interesting
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July 2, 2013The Gettysburg Finesse
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March 14, 2013An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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March 20, 2012It Happens Every Spring
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June 24, 2011Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet
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July 26, 2010Freud: The Rebranding
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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October 31, 2008So You’ve Been Buried Alive
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July 14, 2008The Best Bastille Day Party Ever
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores