The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Joanna Borns
Joanna Borns is a writer in New York City.
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June 24, 2024Introducing Our New Whole-Body Deodorant Because You Are Gross and Disgusting
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September 19, 2023A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang
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August 3, 2023Really? You’re Too Good for Our Newsletter? Wow
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday