The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Joanna Borns
Joanna Borns is a writer in New York City.
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June 24, 2024Introducing Our New Whole-Body Deodorant Because You Are Gross and Disgusting
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September 19, 2023A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang
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August 3, 2023Really? You’re Too Good for Our Newsletter? Wow
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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