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Articles by
Joanna Borns
Joanna Borns is a writer in New York City.
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June 24, 2024Introducing Our New Whole-Body Deodorant Because You Are Gross and Disgusting
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September 19, 2023A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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