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Articles by
Joanna Castle Miller
Joanna Castle Miller is a NY-based writer and performer. Her work has appeared in Time, The Hill, Funny or Die, and her mom’s “to be cleaned out when Joanna visits” cabinet.
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October 11, 2023I’m Eliza Doolittle, and I’ve Made a Huge Mistake
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July 15, 2022I Am Ariel the Little Mermaid, and I’d Like to Be a Fish Again
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May 3, 2022We’re the Supreme Court, and We Should Have Used Protection
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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December 23, 2020Timothy Cratchit’s Socialist Manifesto
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June 11, 2020I Am Liesl von Trapp and I Owe the Resistance an Apology
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May 14, 2020The Mom from Bird Box Has Some Thoughts About This Pandemic
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner