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Articles by
Joanna Castle Miller
Joanna Castle Miller is a NY-based writer and performer. Her work has appeared in Time, The Hill, Funny or Die, and her mom’s “to be cleaned out when Joanna visits” cabinet.
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October 11, 2023I’m Eliza Doolittle, and I’ve Made a Huge Mistake
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July 15, 2022I Am Ariel the Little Mermaid, and I’d Like to Be a Fish Again
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May 3, 2022We’re the Supreme Court, and We Should Have Used Protection
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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December 23, 2020Timothy Cratchit’s Socialist Manifesto
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June 11, 2020I Am Liesl von Trapp and I Owe the Resistance an Apology
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May 14, 2020The Mom from Bird Box Has Some Thoughts About This Pandemic
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires