The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Joanna Castle Miller
Joanna Castle Miller is a NY-based writer and performer. Her work has appeared in Time, The Hill, Funny or Die, and her mom’s “to be cleaned out when Joanna visits” cabinet.
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October 11, 2023I’m Eliza Doolittle, and I’ve Made a Huge Mistake
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July 15, 2022I Am Ariel the Little Mermaid, and I’d Like to Be a Fish Again
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May 3, 2022We’re the Supreme Court, and We Should Have Used Protection
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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December 23, 2020Timothy Cratchit’s Socialist Manifesto
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June 11, 2020I Am Liesl von Trapp and I Owe the Resistance an Apology
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May 14, 2020The Mom from Bird Box Has Some Thoughts About This Pandemic
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance