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John Danek

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John Danek is a Pittsburgh-born comedy writer for The Hard Times and a software engineer. He lives in Los Angeles.

June 9, 2023

Would You Like to Set Google Chrome as Your Default Browser, or Would You Prefer Centuries of Untold Pain and Torment?

by John Danek
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Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem

by John Danek

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March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
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by Ryan Wolin
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