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Articles by
José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço
When José is not winning impractically large ribbons for his butter tarts at Canada’s Royal Winter Fair, he is writing and directing things. JAGCL.com.
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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May 7, 2019Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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November 16, 2015I Will Always Love You, But Can I Please Have My Stuff Back?
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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August 2, 2010I Have Mixed Feelings About the Hypnosis Therapy Prescribed for My Anxiety
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August 17, 2005“Save Our Forests” Symposium, Day 1: Opening Remarks
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May 13, 2004An Open Letter to My New and Old Furnaces
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April 12, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Listen to the Lyrics Or Ronald Reagan and James Lourenco: I’m Just Burning Doing the Neutron Dance
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