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Josh Nixon
Josh Nixon divides his time between raising his children and teaching English to high schoolers in North Carolina. Typically, he subjects his students to his compositions, but will inflict his writing on a wider audience when the occasion arises. Josh also enjoys playing the piano and other instruments.
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