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Joshuah Bearman
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October 4, 2002The Cyanide Came In The Mail
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April 20, 2002Here Comes the Sun, An Interview with Don Korycansky, on Moving Earth out of Harm’s Way.
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December 21, 2001The Capital Of The World
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March 26, 2001The Gold Heist: A Third Interview With A Nuclear Physicist.
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June 13, 2000But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part Three
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June 9, 2000But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part Two
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June 7, 2000But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part One,
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