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Justine Bateman

Justine Bateman is a writer, producer, and actor, and recently graduated from UCLA with her Computer Science and Digital Media Management degree. She is currently writing her book “Fame: The Hijacking of Reality” as well as producing a collection of tech/entertainment proof of concept projects.