The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Justine Cotter
Justine Cotter is a comedy writer and creative director based in NYC.
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October 5, 2023Alternatives to Girl Math
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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November 2, 2022Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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November 10, 2021Advertising Clients: What They Say vs. What They Mean
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May 25, 2021It Was Not an Insurrection—It Was a Group of Innocent Patriots on Their Way to Two-for-One Taco Night at Chili’s
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May 12, 2021Welcome to the Tortured Artists Writers’ Residency
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October 14, 2019Federal Holidays Are Not For Preserving Democracy. They’re For Celebrating Perpetrators of Genocide
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September 4, 2019I’m the Kind of Person Who Knows When to Pick Her Battles
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May 16, 2019How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—with Measles
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner