The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Kate Hahn
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April 18, 2019Full Moons for Pessimists
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February 18, 2015Welcome to the Federal Department of Outrage
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January 19, 2015The Most Boring Clue Results Ever
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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October 6, 2014I Am Going to Start Ending Every Sentence With “Bitches,” Bitches
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September 12, 2014Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away
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July 14, 2014Your Uber Driver Reviews You
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July 3, 2014Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
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February 14, 2014The Loch Ness Monster is My Soulmate
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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October 11, 2013Come See Our Home Equity!
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September 30, 2013The Ultimate Small Plates Tasting Menu
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner