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Articles by
Katie Brinkworth
Katie Brinkworth is a writer living in San Francisco and working in advertising.
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks
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April 24, 2020Signs Your Sourdough Starter Has Been Overfed
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March 26, 2020Things to Do With All the Eggs You Have Hoarded
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October 26, 2018Welcome to Crowtopia, the World’s First Fully-Immersive, Instagram-Worthy, Halloween-Themed Pop-Up Experience Created Using a Bunch of Feral Crows We Found In a Parking Lot and Crammed Into an Abandoned Warehouse!
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November 23, 2016Media Guide: Synonyms in the Alt-Right Style
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October 5, 2016Welcome to Hoodwink, the Advertising Agency That is Not an Advertising Agency
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June 16, 2016Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
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January 21, 2016My Husband Has Been a Garbage Bag Full of Bees This Whole Time
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July 17, 2014I’ve Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me
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July 24, 2013A Day in the Life of a Target-Market Female
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August 22, 2012Introducing LifeBlaster: The Life-Enhancing Gum
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner