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Kerreanna DiMauro
Kerreanna is a fiction writer and screenwriter born and raised in the suburbs of Massachusetts. She spends her days writing and closely monitoring and rooting for all her New England sports teams — to the point where she might never be able to finish writing her novel.
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June 30, 2017I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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March 30, 2016CSI: Women Aren’t Funny
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June 10, 2015Ski Term, Loud Sex Act Heard Through Very Thin Hotel Wall, or Guided By Voices Song?
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October 31, 2014Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner