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Kerreanna DiMauro
Kerreanna is a fiction writer and screenwriter born and raised in the suburbs of Massachusetts. She spends her days writing and closely monitoring and rooting for all her New England sports teams — to the point where she might never be able to finish writing her novel.
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June 30, 2017I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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March 30, 2016CSI: Women Aren’t Funny
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June 10, 2015Ski Term, Loud Sex Act Heard Through Very Thin Hotel Wall, or Guided By Voices Song?
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October 31, 2014Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
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