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Kristy Eldredge

Kristy Eldredge is a writer and editor living in New York, so she has a target on her back in Trump’s America. Enjoy her latest, as it will probably be her last.

December 13, 2017

When Do You Start Wearing Eileen Fisher?

by Kristy Eldredge
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by Kristy Eldredge
October 12, 2015

Six Simple Steps to a Happy Life

by Kristy Eldredge
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by Kristy Eldredge
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by Kristy Eldredge

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