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Articles by
Lillian Stone
Lillian Stone is a midwest-based journalist, bitter satirist and Boston Terrier wrangler.
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July 18, 2023Popular Sins, Explained
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August 17, 2020Additions to the Canon
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June 5, 2020An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned by My 10-Year-Old Self
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January 2, 2020Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings
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September 30, 2019Real Guillotine Operators Sever Heads Every Day
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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August 6, 2019I’m a B12 Bitch Now
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July 17, 2019AP Style Guidelines for Viral Tweets
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April 5, 2019I Brew Award-Winning Yeasty Liquids That Taste Like Grass and Tires
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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July 24, 2018My Summer Body: The Reveal
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores