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Lily Osler
Lily Osler is a humor writer based in New Haven. She has no particular feelings one way or the other on the topic of geodes.
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March 18, 2021Guys, I Swear I’m Only Transitioning So I Can Cheat at Girls’ Sports
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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October 16, 2018The Complete Guide to Cleaning Your Grout
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March 23, 2018We Here at Cambridge Analytica Would Like to Remind Americans That We’re Only, Like, the Sixth- or Seventh-Worst Thing About Facebook
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August 22, 2017Share This Humor Article About Tiny Houses to Remind Your Friends That You’re an Affluent Liberal Urbanite
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July 13, 201617 Signs You’re in a Long-Term Relationship with Iced Coffee
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September 30, 2014Here Are Some Fucking Barefoot Contessa Cookbook Titles
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu