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Lincoln Michel
Lincoln Michel is the author of the story collection Upright Beasts (Coffee House Press 2015) and the co-editor of the flash noir anthology Tiny Crimes (Black Balloon Publishing 2018). His fiction appears in Granta, Tin House, NOON, Pushcart Prize XXXIX, and elsewhere. His essays and criticism appear in journals such as The New York Times, GQ, Rolling Stone, and The Guardian.
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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August 30, 2013The Canon of Frat Boy Philosophy
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April 27, 2006Critter Corner With Lincoln Michel, Former Veterinary Assistant
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October 8, 2004Early Incarnations of Fat Joe’s Instructional Dance Hit “Lean Back.”
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