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Lisa Pertoso

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Lisa Pertoso

Lisa Pertoso is a humor writer and facilitator based in NYC. Her work has appeared in Insider, The Belladonna Comedy, and Canada’s National Observer. If you’re feeling frisky, jump into her dating time machine at 100 First Dates.