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Liz Reuss

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Liz Reuss is an LA-based writer and performer. She is a former member of The Second City Touring Co. and hopes you will follow her on Twitter @liz_reuss

March 14, 2023

Just Because I’m a Bank, Doesn’t Mean I’m Good with Money

by Liz Reuss
March 8, 2021

Like the Minimum Wage, I Also Haven’t Changed Since 2009 and It’s Working Out Super Great for Me

by Liz Reuss
February 12, 2021

I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy

by Liz Reuss
January 7, 2021

I’m the 25th Amendment, and I’ve Been Waiting for This Moment My Entire Life

by Liz Reuss
December 22, 2020

An Open Letter to the Woman in Smith’s Food and Drug Who Was Enraged That Land O’Lakes Removed the Native American Logo from Its Butter Tub

by Liz Reuss

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December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

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