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Lizzie Logan
Lizzie Logan is a writer and performer living in New York. She contributes regularly to Glamour, W, and Reductress. She types very loudly.
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March 8, 2024I Will Do Anything to Make This Movie Studio Profitable, Except Release a Good Movie
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April 4, 2022You Have to Watch This Painfully Bleak Sitcom
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April 23, 2019Popular Song Lyrics Adjusted for the Gig Economy
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March 27, 2018Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III
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March 13, 2018What Your Bookshelf Organization Says About You
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January 3, 2018Updated Rules for Settlers of Catan
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner