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Lizzie Logan
Lizzie Logan is a writer and performer living in New York. She contributes regularly to Glamour, W, and Reductress. She types very loudly.
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March 8, 2024I Will Do Anything to Make This Movie Studio Profitable, Except Release a Good Movie
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April 4, 2022You Have to Watch This Painfully Bleak Sitcom
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April 23, 2019Popular Song Lyrics Adjusted for the Gig Economy
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March 27, 2018Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III
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March 13, 2018What Your Bookshelf Organization Says About You
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January 3, 2018Updated Rules for Settlers of Catan
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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