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Lizzie Logan
Lizzie Logan is a writer and performer living in New York. She contributes regularly to Glamour, W, and Reductress. She types very loudly.
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March 8, 2024I Will Do Anything to Make This Movie Studio Profitable, Except Release a Good Movie
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April 4, 2022You Have to Watch This Painfully Bleak Sitcom
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April 23, 2019Popular Song Lyrics Adjusted for the Gig Economy
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March 27, 2018Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III
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March 13, 2018What Your Bookshelf Organization Says About You
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January 3, 2018Updated Rules for Settlers of Catan
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires