The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Madeleine Trebenski
Madeleine Trebenski is the author of DO I FEEL BETTER YET?: QUESTIONABLE ATTEMPTS AT SELF-CARE AND EXISTING IN GENERAL and her work is included in the collection EMBRACE THE MERCILESS JOY: THE MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY GUIDE TO REARING SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE CHILDREN. Her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, Outside Magazine, and on Elizabeth Banks’ “My Body, My Podcast.”
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April 28, 2023Is He the Perfect Man or Is He Just a Result of the Painstaking Emotional Labor Performed by Every Woman He’s Ever Dated?
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May 6, 2022Happy Non-Optional Legally Mandated State-Enforced Mother’s Day
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November 9, 2020The Nightmare Is Finally Over, and We Can Say with Absolute Certainty That There Will Never Be Another Death Star Ever Again
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September 17, 2020It’s Just a Beach Read
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May 6, 2020How to Quarantine Like a French Girl
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April 30, 2020The Girl from Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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November 8, 2019The Ten Commandments of Workism
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December 20, 2018Guidelines for Female Protagonists in Hallmark Christmas Movies
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May 2, 2018I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do, I Can Do Bleeding
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July 28, 20167 Romantic Places for You and Your Dream Guy Who Lives With His Girlfriend
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner