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Mariana Olenko
Mariana Olenko lives in NYC with her children, cats and a plant that is not doing that well. She created @PaulRyanGosling and is a lawyer in her free time.
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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July 16, 2018The Six Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer
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December 1, 2017Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers
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April 12, 2017Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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February 3, 2017Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes