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Mark Remy

Mark Remy has written for NewYorker.com, Bloomberg Media, Outside, TV Guide, Lonely Planet, Time Inc., and a bunch of other places. In 2015 he founded DumbRunner.com, a satirical website for runners — a niche-within-a-niche that he absolutely dominates. He lives in Portland, Oregon.

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Glengarry Glen Ross: Working From Home Edition

by Mark Remy

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