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Articles by
Martin Bell
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June 15, 2006That’s So Raven
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October 7, 2005If Yosemite Sam’s Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Television in the Same Clumsy, Unconvincing Manner as 1980s R-Rated Movies
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April 20, 2005Kanye West’s Lyric “The Way School Need Teachers / The Way Kathie Lee Needed Regis / That’s the Way I Need Jesus,” Adapted for Other Religions
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April 6, 2005Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations
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January 28, 2005You Can’t Be a Little Bit Pregnant
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October 12, 2004Titles of Hardy Boys Books in Which the Villain Could Have Turned Out to Be George W. Bush
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires