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Martin Schneider

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May 20, 2002

Names Of Contestants in the Nashville Sunrise Assisted-Living Minnie Pearle Look-Alike Contest, Including How Each Contestant Fared

by Martin Schneider
April 29, 2002

Of Presidents and Devils

by Martin Schneider
April 8, 2002

T-Shirt Slogans Worn Recently by Contestants on The Price Is Right

by Martin Schneider
March 18, 2002

Information Entered by a Website Tester Who’s Done This Part Fifty Times Already and Just Wants To Get Past It

by Martin Schneider
March 11, 2002

Books about the Special Relationship between Switzerland and America

by Martin Schneider
December 10, 2001

Actual Stories from American Window Cleaner Magazine

by Martin Schneider

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