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Articles by
Matt Morea
Matt is a writer originally from Brooklyn, NY. His sketches and plays have been performed across the U.S.
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March 9, 2021I’m Your Child’s New Interlocking Block System and I’m Incompatible With Every Other Block They Own
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January 28, 2021The Important Thing Is to Keep Blindly Pouring All Your Money into the Stock Market
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December 17, 2019Sorry Our Christmas Card Photo Is So Perfect But Our Children Are Demigods
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