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Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Counter-Memo Catastrophe
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January 18, 2018We’re Changing the News Feed So You See More Posts From People Who Suck
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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