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Articles by
Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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September 13, 2018Our Flavorful Poison Sticks Are Not Meant For Children
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July 17, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: A Sad Excuse for a Summit
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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April 6, 2018What Animals Think About EPA Chief Scott Pruitt
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Counter-Memo Catastrophe
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January 18, 2018We’re Changing the News Feed So You See More Posts From People Who Suck
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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