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Articles by
Matthew Duverne Hutchinson
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December 14, 2011The Jim’s Organic Smut Acid Story
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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October 5, 2007A Few Years After the Complete Collapse of the Global Economy, a Consumer Reporter Reviews the iPhone
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June 14, 2007In The Year 2030, The Young Hotshot At My Office Tries To Walk Me Through “Centaur,” Apple’s New Mind Orb Based Operating System
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May 3, 2007Sweet Ass Ice Sculptures I’m Going to Make With a Chainsaw One Day
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally