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Articles by
Matthew Duverne Hutchinson
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December 14, 2011The Jim’s Organic Smut Acid Story
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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October 5, 2007A Few Years After the Complete Collapse of the Global Economy, a Consumer Reporter Reviews the iPhone
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June 14, 2007In The Year 2030, The Young Hotshot At My Office Tries To Walk Me Through “Centaur,” Apple’s New Mind Orb Based Operating System
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May 3, 2007Sweet Ass Ice Sculptures I’m Going to Make With a Chainsaw One Day
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu