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Maureen McEly
Maureen McEly is a writer of short fiction and screenplays who lives in Cincinnati, Ohio with her family. In the time it took to write this, her small children have likely broken several household objects.
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October 1, 2021I Have Decided to Live the Remainder of My Life as a Simple Woodland Creature
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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