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Articles by
McKayley Gourley
McKayley is a writer based out of New York, where she also lives and works.
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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July 29, 2024Look Alive—The Dish You Ordered at This Restaurant Is Coming out on a Different Type of Plate from Everyone Else’s
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March 19, 2024Table Settings for Various Occasions
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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November 2, 2023Reasons Your Landlord Is Keeping Your Security Deposit
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August 23, 2023How I Imagine My Moving Day Will Go
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August 1, 2023Things I Definitely Wouldn’t Bring If I Were Stranded on a Desert Island
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June 7, 2023How to Respond When the Dentist Asks If You’ve Been Flossing
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April 25, 2023How to Hit It Off with My College Friend You’re About to Meet at This Party
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January 20, 2023Our New Line of Men’s Grooming Products Is Perfect for You—a Big, Strong Man
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June 29, 2022Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core
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March 15, 2022What I Assume Owning a Home Is Like
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations