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Articles by
Melissa Balmain
Melissa Balmain is a writer, teacher, and recovering mime. She edits Light, the country’s longest-running journal of comic verse. Her latest book is The Witch Demands a Retraction: Fairy Tale Reboots for Adults (Humorist Books).
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July 21, 2022Hemingway Updated for the Post-Roe Generation
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June 4, 2021What Some Poets Would Say If They Were Around for National Donut Day
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April 1, 2021Six Hundred Years of History Explained by April Fools’ Day
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June 11, 2014Who Are You Really?
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June 25, 2013Before You Drop Your Child Off at Camp Honestee, You MUST Sign This Waiver