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Michael Genrich
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September 27, 2002Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: Thing You May Not Know About Gergen
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October 25, 2000Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like
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September 20, 2000Poor Names For An Earth, Wind, And Fire Cover Band
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March 7, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Beware of Phage!
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March 1, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Depleted Uranium – Safety and Emergency Procedures
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October 19, 1999Interviews with Drivers of Lunch Trucks: Massachusetts Lunch Truck Driver Interview
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October 19, 1999Interview with the Driver of a Lunch Truck, Massachusetts Edition.
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August 9, 1999Maxwell’s Lyrics, or Maxwell’s Equations?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square