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Articles by
Michael Hare
Michael Hare is a writer from Massachusetts.
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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August 2, 2017I Keep Confusing Ayn Rand and Jesus
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June 1, 2017I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 9, 2017The Odds on Trump
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April 24, 2017Nevertheless, He Persisted: Tales of Masculine Perseverance
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee