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Michelle Cohn
Michelle Cohn is a New York-based writer and pop culture enthusiast. Her work has been featured on Vulture, Reductress, The Belladonna, and Dinner Party, among other sites. She is tired.
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August 9, 2024Susan Sontag’s “Notes on (Summer) Camp”
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February 1, 2024Situations Where My Particular Set of Skills Would Come in Handy
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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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November 3, 2021It Is I, William Shakespeare, and I Am Begging You to Stop Letting High Schoolers Put on Productions of Macbeth
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April 13, 2021William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
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January 20, 2021The Immortan Joe Administration Releases the 2776 Report
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally